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Thirty minutes prior to when he was supposed to get there, one of my coworkers started a fire in the kitchen by leaving a pizza in the microwave too long.

I pulled it out of the microwave, tossed it in the sink, and ended up smelling like burnt grease.

Instead of the quirky naturalism museum I thought I had chosen, I invited this guy to a national surgery museum.My date and I ended up having a good time, although I found out later I stunk to high heaven." —rachelsporyh "I liked this guy, so I asked him to go ice skating with me.The only problem was, I didn’t know how to ice skate, so I kept falling.Reader, I blocked him 10) On picking me up for a first date he produced a picture from his wallet of a model in a wedding dress.He then showed it to my mum and told her that was the dress he imagined his future wife wearing.

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